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Subject:Someone must bear the weight...
Time:06:51 pm
...of well tailored clothes!

Please, fellow Lockhart Lovers, go to here to see Gilderoy's Theme Song! It is simply splendid, and I am sure you will enjoy it as much as Messire Lockhart does.
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Subject:A Question for Gilderoy
Time:06:13 pm
Hello, everyone.

Sadly, not a single person has joined and Mr. Lockhart is very down in the mouth as a result of this disastrous turn of events. However, we have had a question relayed to us from the editors of Witch Weekly since they had no idea how to answer it. The question comes from Ms. Tabitha Croningstad of Godric's Hollow. Ms. Croningstad writes:

Dear Mr. Lockhart,
I am a widow of only 35 and although I am still a very attractive witch, other wizards hesitate to approach me for so much as a cup of tea. Why do you suppose this is? It's been hinted that since I keep a shrine to Your Divine Gorgeousness that it is what keeps them away but I don't believe it and I await your reply.

Worshipfully Yours,
Tabitha Croningstad


Well, Ms. Croningstad, we have discussed this issue and have come to the conclusion that you might have a "spot" or two which is frightening all the likely lads away. The careful application of bubotuber pus can work wonders not only upon your complexion, but your love life as well. We hope that this "clears things up" and you are able to continue on your amorous pursuits...in appreciation for your question submission, we will be sending you a few wizarding photographs of Mr. Lockhart that are not yet available to the general public yet, as well as an autographed copy of Witch Weekly.

Cheers,
Ladytalon
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Subject:Darlings and Devotees,
Time:02:52 pm
I have returned to tell you that, alas, that Skeeter cow has taken my job! I had been sweet-talking my assistant (don't believe her if she tells you I threatened to have her deported) into making some inquiries to the staff of Playwitch magazine about a column I could possibly do for them. What did I hear? Rita Skeeter was selected first! I shall have to brush up on my hexes...

My lovely Lady suggests that I should just write the intended column here, in case they should ever relent (the heartless creatures) and give Skeeter the Muggle's proverbial boot. After much consideration, I have decided that this is best...after all, I would only overwhelm the ladies if I were to be side-by-side with them on a daily (or even monthly!) basis - I recall quite vividly what happened the last time I was in the proximity of a small group of witches... Oh, now I've forgotten it again! Drat.

I must run...an old colleague of mine, Severus Snape, has offered to help me "brush up" on hexes this evening and I don't want to be late. The last time I was, he used the Jelly Legs Jinx on me and wouldn't take it off for at least an hour. I think my mother personal chef must be burning something again - I can smell smoke coming from somewhere.

Your fashion idol,
Gilderoy
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Subject:Hello, my lovelies!
Time:03:56 pm
Have you missed me?

Yes, I rather thought so. Who wouldn't? I have been very busy helping the less fortunate over at St. Mungo's (charity work is something of a hobby of mine) so have not been able to stay in the public eye, as it were.
Dear me, it looks like there are only 2 members..including me??? We must do something about that, I do declare. Only what could be done? I'll have to think about it, which means it will take at least a week. Perhaps my lovely assistant has some ideas that I could usurp? Yes, I'll go ask right now...

Ta ra for now!

Love,
Gilderoy
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Subject:Greetings and Salutations!
Time:05:00 pm
Welcome one, welcome all to "Gadding with Gilderoy"!

Gilderoy was telling me just the other day how displeased he was at not having anyone email him after reading the "Diary" entries on the Planet Lockhart website, and I suggested that he should get himself a community on LiveJournal. I'm sure he believes that this will be some sort of dating service so that he won't have to traipse over to Barnes & Noble to pick up witches...

As we are still trying out new things, the style of this community may change several times so please be patient - everything must match, you know! These things take time. So give us a shout out, or just say "hello" quietly - we don't care, we'd love to hear from you. Gilderoy will be set up soon so he can talk to you himself, instead of going thru me...I just hope he doesn't keep complaining about Lord Talon.

And yes, we know this should be under the cut...but you know the saying about "Absolute Power"...
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